IS THIS THE MOST FUN WAY TO RAISE MONEY?
Yes, but it is more than that. This is the most fun way to have fun.
Sure, its great that we support all these awesome charities, but living the mustache lifestyle
is rewarding in and of itself.
Q: WHAT IF MY WIFE SAYS I CAN'T SUPPORT YOU SINCE I'VE I'VE ALREADY GIVEN TO THE WOLF?
A: Dump her. Its that simple. First, its not going to work "long term" if she can't see the beauty of my lip sweater.
Second, Really? The Wolf? Have you see that guy in a tux? HA. Embarrassing.
Q: CAN YOU GROW A GOATEE INSTEAD?
No. Mustaches only. No goatees, fu manchus, beards, punk patches, soul patches, cabbage patches,
mutton chops, pork chops, karate chops, chin snuggies, jaw poppies, Egyptian curlers or anything south of the mouth.
Sideburns are allowed but must stay north of the stache.
Q: IS IT POSSIBLE TO WIN SEVEN OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALS WITH A MUSTACHE?
Yes, Mr. Spitz You know that it is. We didn't forget you.