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$15,000.00 Kevin PetersThank you all for the support. We have upped the goal from $5000 to $10000...to $15,000! We are crushing it because so many of you have helped us. Remember, all the money helps kids in the Richmond area.
We are a group of dads who want to help out kids in the Richmond area. We may not grow the thickest, furriest, amazing upper lip caterpillars...but, we may! As dads, we have our own sort of humor, which can go along with this endeavor quite well. We will try to provide you with a little humor when you visit this page and hope that the laughter encourages you to donate to a great cause. There are over 20 charities that rely on funds from our group to do the good work helping kids in the Richmond area. We love our kids and want to help as many in the area as we can.
Now, for your enjoyment:
- This month, my mustache is like my tax returns - complex, occasionally questionable, but ultimately necessary.
- I tried to get my mustache to contribute to household chores, but it bristled at the suggestion.
- My mustache is like my midlife crisis - unexpected, slightly ridiculous, but oddly satisfying.
- I'm not saying my mustache is a social media influencer, but it does have more followers than I do.
- My mustache is like my retirement plan - I'm hoping it will look distinguished by the time I need it.
Week 1 additions:
- My mustache doesn't just grow, it evolves.
- My mustache doesn't follow fashion trends, it sets them.
- I'm not lazy; I'm just growing a mustache.
- I didn't choose the mustache life; the mustache life chose me.
- I'd tell you another joke about my mustache, but I'll shave it for later.
Week 2 additions:
- Why did the mustache go to the art class? To learn how to draw...attention.
- Why did the mustache go to the library? To brush up on its reading.
- How does a mustache play hide-and-seek? It doesn't - it's always found above the lip.
- What's a mustache's favorite subject in school? Hairstory
- How does a mustache eat ice cream? Very carefully!
I hope these put a bit of a smile on your face, even if it happened after a deep eye roll!
| # | Growers | Raised |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | $4,525.00 | |
| 2 | $4,300.00 | |
| 3 | $3,205.00 | |
| 4 | $1,435.00 | |
| 5 | $1,009.00 | |
| 6 | $625.06 |
185 donations have been made to this team